if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
where can i download a flat stomach
- 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 3am: "FUCK."
- 4am: "FUCK."
- 5am: "OKAY."
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
absolutely. i wish happiness on everyone because i know what it’s like to be sad. i don’t want anyone to feel sad.
you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened
Sleeping giraffes are the cutest but weirdest thing I’ve ever seen
Look at them
they look really uncomfortable
i’m sad for them now
they all deserve a massage
awww why don’t they just lay on their sides and stretch their neck out on the ground? lol poor babies
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it