tales of a wallflower

tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

where can i download a flat stomach

folisparadyce:

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

absolutely. i wish happiness on everyone because i know what it’s like to be sad. i don’t want anyone to feel sad.

kisslng:

you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened

folisparadyce:

Sleeping giraffes are the cutest but weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

Look at them

cute

but wtf

they look really uncomfortable
i’m sad for them now
they all deserve a massage

awww why don’t they just lay on their sides and stretch their neck out on the ground? lol poor babies

burgrs:

im rly good at developing 15 minute crushes on ppl 

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

folisparadyce:

juicylouture:

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

always